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Chanaël ♀ ♌ 25 ✝ Montreal ✝ baby witch ✝ this blog makes no sense
My IG account @Laeyawin

quinintheclouds:
immarainbowpatooie:
sushinfood:
pinkprettycure:
Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power
My partner: dear it’s time to get up
Me: but distractions
Partner: I have removed them
Me: sleeps
Person: we have removed all possible distractions
Me: but have you considered this?
Me: *zones out and daydreams*
Person: I have removed all distractions so you can do [insert task]
Me: *chuckles* Silly neurotypical. So naïve… Don’t you see? I AM the distraction.
The distraction is coming from inside the house

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Jul 30, 2020

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

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May 24, 2020

o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021:

o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021:
god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm
well guess what just fucking happened

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May 23, 2020

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Mar 08, 2020

daifei:

𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯

Mar 08, 2020

powerburial:

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt
me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

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Jan 22, 2020

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Jan 15, 2020

mockwa:

behave naturally

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Jan 03, 2020

otherwindow:

otherwindow:
otherwindow:
Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy.

Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?
Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.
Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

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Dec 23, 2019

jungwildeandfree:

eviipaiadin:
probablybardrpgideas:
probablybadrpgideas:
Why bother looking up new monsters when you can just double the amount of goblins-per-encounter each time the players level up?
I did the math and a deadly encounter for 20th level characters would be 127 goblins.
That’s a lot of goblins.
the party: so what’s the encounter today?
me, pouring over a hundred (100) warhammer figures onto my map behind the dm screen: it might be a dragon
the big villain of the campaign is a Colossal red dragon suit operated by 2,350 goblins

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